NONE! ZILCH! NADA!!
Last year on the Cricut MB my FORMER dear friend Denise, aka StarlightScrapper thought it would be funny to dress me up for Christmas. She took my profile picture and added a few things to my lovely picture to make me look like I was in the holiday spirit. Well lo and behold Sharon Skippy thought she needed to start a thread of "What I miss most this Christmas on the new mb" and said
"Okie's twinkling avatar with her reindeer ears on !!!"
"C'mon okie...where is it?"
Well this lead to some folks diggin up the picture and posting it on the MB. And Scrapalette even had to dig up the song that Denise wrote:
**hum to red nosed reindeer tune**
okie the cricut scrapper
had a very funny way
and if you ever pm'd her
she would always make your day
all of the other scrappers
used to laugh and read her blog
they loved to see her cut files
and stories about her dog
Then one foggy November eve
someone edited her pic
"Okie look at what I made
please laugh and don't get ticked"
then all the mb joined in
and they shouted out with glee
we love your pic all decked with lights
with love, from your bug family!
Now you would think that would be good enough.....but NNNOOOO!! Denise had to get busy and update my new avatar!
Notice I got some nice purple ball earrings.....errr, antler rings as the case may be.
HA HA HA HA *okie says the HA's sarcastically* Yeah yeah yeah, that should be it now, right? NOPE!!!
Scrapalette thought she had to open her big mouth once again and say "Oh, can you now make her pic all green and grinchy? Pretty please!"
And Denise being the okie hater she is did this.......
While I have to admit my figure looks better in the picture than in real life, I have always wanted hips, but I would prefer to be a bit more busty! BUT....I do not appreciate being green! I have worked hard on getting the beautiful bronze colored skin I have! Oh wait.....I think I was born with it come to think of it. But no matter, brown is better than green!
So that is the end of the fun, CORRECT??
HELL NO!! They had to drag my dear beloved Lucy LuLu into the fiasco!!!
*okie sighs deeply* But on the positive side I am definitely going to save money this Christmas because EVERYONE on the Cricut Messagebard is now OFFICIALLY OFF THE OKIE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST!!!